Wearing Dudley Bhai’s Clothes Wouldn’t Be A Problem Because That’s Just How Pakistanis Do
Professor Umbridge Would Be Your Parent’s Favorite Teacher Because Zaroor Tum Hi Ne Kuch Kiya Hoga
You would have spent half of the Yule ball saying salaam to all the bare in case they get offended
You would never get ijazat to stay over at Ron’s house
Parents would always be comparing you to Hermione because uss ke toh itne ache marks aate hain
And if you turned out to be a squib….
Alas, this is all wishful thinking and since we can’t take you to Hogwarts, we can sure as hell try to bring it to you.
Show you’re part of Dumbledore’s Army with some swag or just create your own Hogwarts in your own living room. Just keep the magic alive.