Why Morning People are the Worst

So we all know some people that wake up like this

You know who I’m talking about!

Chirpy, positive

Always ready to greet you with a smile on their face

Morning people

You run into them at work and they’re all like

While on the inside you’re

but hey that’s ok

we’ve got you!

Flaunt Your Morning mantra

Chug as much coffee as you need

and get a self-stirring mug because who’s got time in the mornings?

Because this is a judgment free zone.

Except for you, morning people. We’re totally judging you.